Mars Candy Cancels Their Own Spokescandies

Mars Candy Cancels Their Own Spokescandies

Mars has announced their beloved M&Ms will no longer be using spokescandies. “In their place, we are proud to introduce a spokesperson Americans can agree on: the beloved Maya Rudolph.” Rudolph is a comedian actress who has been on shows like The Good Place and Saturday Night Live, as well as films such as Brides Maids and Disenchanted.

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Chris Harrison Fired, Proves Bowing to the Mob Doesn't Work

Chris Harrison Fired, Proves Bowing to the Mob Doesn't Work

Harrison says he’s not a victim, and that’s true. When you lay down in the middle of the forest and allow the bear to eat you, I guess you’re not. That doesn’t mean a wrong wasn’t committed against him.

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The Woke Police Hate Grace. Chris Harrison is Canceled

The Woke Police Hate Grace. Chris Harrison is Canceled

The religious militant sycophants of the “woke police” are certainly spreading a horrible doctrine. They offer condemnation, demand repentance, yet offer no forgiveness. Asking for an extension of grace is met with pure contempt. This is what Chris Harrison, host of The Bachelor, is experiencing. Unfortunately, he may have been inducted into their cult instead of liberated from their clutches.

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